Whether you call your balls Lord Voldemort, Harry potter – the magician, or He-The-Man, we don’t care. What we do care is you pointing that sharp-edged razor at them to clean the garden.
Guys, there is no magic wand that can keep them safe if you even try to do that. However, if you wanted to get a bit tidy down the belt, we wouldn’t blame you- after all, you are the modern dandy!
So, let’s get to the process, shall we?
Before you even give them a touch, you need to make sure that your desperation to have a smooth set is not ill-conceived. Sprinkle some water around the area, make the surrounding skin shrink, which would make it less vulnerable to any cuts that you might get while mowing the house down.
Don’t Start With a Trimmer
For those who are blessed with steady hands, the whole process is easier. But for the love of it, before hitting the lawn with the trimmer, cut-off the long hairs back with a scissor. Don’t use the electricals first, it’s like asking the bull to prove its power, and trust us, you do not want the trimmer to show you its power, especially when it’s inside your pants already – if you know what we mean!
That Perfect Gel
Always, always, always use a transparent gel, as opposed to foam. You do want to see where you are going right? Be slow, be gentle and repeat to achieve the desired results. If you are high or intoxicated, DON’T DOTHIS!
Recommended Razor: Gillette Flexball
The Follow Up
The days after you clean the area are of utmost important. Apply aftershave balm to make sure there are no razor burn and ingrown hairs. These are balls we are talking about, not the hard bones, so use unscented, alcohol-free products or the ones marked for sensitive skin.
Anything rougher than that, don’t blame us that we did not warn you!
Happy mowing the grass fellas!
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